things to not put in your butt
I WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE I LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS FUNNY AND I AM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DOING THE DO I THOUGHT OF IT AND QUOTED IT SO THE GUY I WAS WITH HAD TO STOP AND SIT DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES. WE GOT PIZZA INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE. MEMORIES.
IT’S LIKE THEY ARE MAKING AN ASS SOUP IN THERE
I will always and forever be fascinated by customer’s weird gender hangups.
i was with you because i loved you.
But do you think Tatiana Maslany gets Tumblr notifications like…
bitch do I look like I give a fuck
this is some yuri manga type shit man
i smell the gay and it has polluted the whole room
I always REBLOG this when I see it
"Hill is such a strong personality, she’s like a force of nature and quite frankly, while perhaps not immediately loved by all involved, she’s certainly as strong and imposing a figure as Nick Fury."
sara lance + weapons